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hotdogsladies: Intentional or not, most reviews hit 3 points: 1. Here's how much I like this; 2. Here's how much I like you; 3. Here's how much I like me.

hotdogsladies: Gotta give my daughter a bath. You guys will have to sort out the august future of journalism without me.

hotdogsladies: @jsnell My readers know that's a regular bit of mine. Also if I call out EVERY paradoxical post re clutter I'd have no room for dick jokes.

hotdogsladies: @jsnell Dunno what to say wo repeating myself. Those ads & chrome kill everyone's credibility dead. Context, in this case, harms B+ content.

hotdogsladies: .@jsnell This ain't about writers; it's about institutions damaging writers by trivializing their work and creating bad neighborhoods

hotdogsladies: .@jsnell There's no 1 simple answer, but it's important to point out such disconnects as everbody struggles to credibly monetize journalism

hotdogsladies: @jsnell For which writing he is, in part, compensated via those same ads.

hotdogsladies: @jsnell Love Pogue. Love NYT. Would gobble a chance to write in that space. My beef's w/blinky ads on a 350w post abt not liking blinky ads.

hotdogsladies: "How to play piano like Philip Glass" Go ahead. Try not to love Torley. I defy you. http://bit.ly/36Ia11

hotdogsladies: Trust me. That'll seem funnier after an interval.

hotdogsladies: Philip Glass goes into a bar and orders a minor third. Bartender goes, "Again?" So, Glass says "Minor third" over and over for 11 hours.

hotdogsladies: With "augmented reality," it's much easier to learn precisely where nearby strangers are not enjoying their meal in lowercase letters.

hotdogsladies: I interpret Obama's silence on the issue as a tacit admission he's working with the Greys, Jodie Foster, and Jim Davis to steal my thoughts.

hotdogsladies: Okay. Seriously. Read the reviews. http://bit.ly/1siOQw Awesome.

hotdogsladies: If you love books about science or relationships, DEFINITELY try the new Gupta. It's a page-turner. Highly recommended! http://bit.ly/47qOIV

hotdogsladies: Between Oprah and Amazon Associates, pretending to read a book has never been more profitably depressing. Or depressingly profitable.

hotdogsladies: To avoid confusion over branding and IP, please refer to the iPhone only by cupping your hands and reverently whispering, "????."

hotdogsladies: Hey, congrats on the Apple DL feature, @fraserspeirs!

hotdogsladies: That "recovered memory" BS? May be real. Now recalling 3 Saturdays blown trying to build character sheets on a TI-99/4A. 10 PRINT "TEARS"

hotdogsladies: Gotta read @'s more than once a month. It's fun. I feel like Don Rickles. Okay, who's next? YOU? What? You win that haircut at a cockfight?