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hotdogsladies: I am in a magical land of fried food and people who speak in complete sentences. England seriously GETS me.

hotdogsladies: I'm not against Jay-Z's nickname rhyming, but I'd feel more comfortable with, "That African-American, Jafrican-American."

hotdogsladies: Irony died with O. Henry. Mere hours after unknowingly buying one another comprehensive irony insurance.

hotdogsladies: "Wow, these Snapples have as many carbohydrates as a Coke," Merlin blurted gutfoldingly.

hotdogsladies: Good advice helps you find the solution to your problem. Great advice helps you find you were solving the wrong problem.

hotdogsladies: Writers who bag on Strunk & White are literary trustafarians. Smug rich boys lecturing orphans on the evils of wealth.

hotdogsladies: Relax?I was KIDDING! She eventually acclimated, bless her heart.

hotdogsladies: The thing I wrote was "good, but way too long," eh? I assume that's the same issue your Mom was mumbling about.

hotdogsladies: kung fu grippe: "Color, Photos, and One Fuzzy Little Boy in a Field." http://i-0.us/fuzzy-boy

hotdogsladies: In the event he's ever captured, has the UN worked out where Bruce Hornsby's tribunal will be held?

hotdogsladies: @BillCorbett "I won't say a hero, cuz what's a hero? But sometimes?there's a man. And I'm talkin bout The Bill here."

hotdogsladies: I figure you can either be a Buddhist who enjoys killing mosquitoes or a Buddhist who enjoys being a liar.

hotdogsladies: Have you read, _1001 Demands For The Blind Consumption of Media That Must Be Obeyed Before You Die_? You REALLY should.

hotdogsladies: Devs, `launchd` is like my butt. Barring a life-threatening need, not even my doctor's allowed to fuck around in there.

hotdogsladies: To this day, Run-DMC live with the burdensome knowledge that walls mean nothing to Steven Tyler. And, so: they wait.

hotdogsladies: Everyone agrees San Francisco should be a pedestrian-friendly city. Until they need to make a left turn.

hotdogsladies: How can I learn more about Katy Perry? Only resource I found is everywhere except this pillow I can't stop screaming into.

hotdogsladies: Sure, WE both know Dr. Dre was in N.W.A. But, you'd be amazed how many people only know his work with Dr. Dre and Wings.

hotdogsladies: Habits, babies, and promises. Way easier to make than keep.

hotdogsladies: You can?t ignore the Torrez.