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hotdogsladies: It's cynical to imply companies cherry-pick "green" causes that are cheap and easy. I mean what about all the solar-powered, bamboo hotels?

hotdogsladies: kfg video: "Something Something Social Media: The Overdue Minority Report" http://bit.ly/7sKelo

hotdogsladies: Related note for self-proclaimed branding experts: if you need to explain why you're famous, you're not.

hotdogsladies: "Personal brand." That's internet for pretending you're widely admired for pretending.

hotdogsladies: No, Pete, the taciturn REI sales associate, wouldn't call their wares, "Yosemite Porn." And, no, Pete didn't find that particularly funny.

hotdogsladies: I could totally live in Seattle.

hotdogsladies: No, client; that's not a handstamp from The Croc. It's a tattoo from the prestigious "Institute for Excellence in Consulting Excellence."

hotdogsladies: Oh, @kexp. Will this fruity state let me gaymarry you? Let's just DO this thing.

hotdogsladies: It's not a fountain pen so much as a patient blue explosion.

hotdogsladies: "Jet City won?t let you go without a fight?" Sea-Tac, please drink with me: http://bit.ly/1eTITx RSVP? http://bit.ly/8vzj0

hotdogsladies: Crazy coincidence. "Effeminate Vampire Calendar" is also the name of the shitty trance band my hotel plays very quietly in the hallways.

hotdogsladies: But I'm not bitter.

hotdogsladies: Walked a mile in the rain to Borders. No _Ficciones_. Too bad I didn't need 16,000 Dan Brown books and an effeminate vampire calendar.

hotdogsladies: Lot of Seattle men dress like an American Apparel ad someone briefly described to them.

hotdogsladies: LOVING my hipster hotel room. It's like The Arcade Fire were designing a penitentiary, but ran out of money. Only smaller.

hotdogsladies: Giant web fallacy = acting like you love everyone equally & care intensely about nothing earns friends. Only if you crave beige strangers.

hotdogsladies: If you guys had better friends, you'd seem like an ass-kisser, too. Upgrade, already.

hotdogsladies: Ok, Sea-Tac. I'm here. With an afternoon to kill: 1. Where to? 2. How much $$ to bring? 3. When's @seoulbrother show up with lotions? TIA.

hotdogsladies: Most critics of @gruber can read. Many can count. Some even think and synthesize. Ones who do all three tend not to be critics of @gruber.

hotdogsladies: Oh, VirginAmerica: You convey liberals between SFO & SEA, lavishing free wifi + human dignity at sane rates. How Glenn Beck must HATE you.