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hotdogsladies: I'm not saying webcocks should be rounded up and placed in zoos, although I do like the notion of them sleeping on shredded whitepapers.

hotdogsladies: Obviously, you're a thought leader in this space. I mean, they don't just hand out Blogspot accounts to anybody who asks, right?

hotdogsladies: I realize I'll never receive a MacArthur Genius Grant, but I'd at least like to see the spot where someone left that cake out in the rain.

hotdogsladies: cyrano - v.tr. - to humiliate the author of a D-minus personal attack by showing him how it's REALLY done, e.g. http://tinyurl.com/6lrlam

hotdogsladies: When enough people know what you're doing that they can easily find others who hate it too, you kinda have to feel like you've arrived.

hotdogsladies: Thinking is overrated. I only ever learn what I really think by writing or talking. (Good morning of interviews, this)

hotdogsladies: Ellie's college fund started a couple weeks ago. When I decided to stop cursing in front of her. New: metrics. http://tinyurl.com/CurseJar

hotdogsladies: FreeConference's wait music is "The Best of Van Morrison." And that's so okay with me. "Jackie Wilson Said..." http://tinysong.com/202a

hotdogsladies: Although Shockwave was clearly its technical predecessor, much of Flash's design inspiration comes from false imprisonment and hold music.

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hotdogsladies: "Everything That Rises Must Converge Into Holy Fucking Shit! That's Not Even a Goddamned Raymond Carver Story, You Dickhead!"

hotdogsladies: "Where I'm Calling From to Say, 'What the FUCK, Merlin? Did You Really Take Two SEPARATE Short Fiction Classes in College to Do THIS Shit?'"

hotdogsladies: "What We Talk About When We Talk About That One Lame Raymond Carver Joke Merlin's Been Making Since Fucking 1986."

hotdogsladies: I'll bet Raymond Carver would be gratified to know how many times I've made the same incredibly lame joke based on his best known work.

hotdogsladies: When McCain noticed the president-elect had no problem opening the jar of nuts, Obama opined that the senator had "probably loosened it up."

hotdogsladies: Moving to San Francisco for the schools is like moving to a Kafka novel for the schools.

hotdogsladies: @buzz That's not funny.

hotdogsladies: It'd be cynical to call web comments the web's Porta-Potty; especially since most toilets get professionally cleaned.

hotdogsladies: But differently: a recession is the ideal time to find a less poisonous way to waste your talent.

hotdogsladies: With Valleywag's demise goes the dreams of a million little boys who wanted to grow up to be dick ex-journalists.