Satellite Poem: Butter Sautéed Mushrooms

The lyric sheet for Barenaked Ladies' "One Week" has lyrics that aren't in the song
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Sleep is for people who aren't me, apparently
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The best problems are the ones that aren't actually problems at all
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Bridge with Nerves of Steel
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New brakes really put a halt to things
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Rewatching some of my old LP videos is pretty sad
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I need to try teaching myself. It sounds weird, which might be why it's so hard.
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Getting sick would be bad right about now
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Sometimes, timing works out really well. Sometimes, it doesn't.
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It's tough being an hour off-schedule, but I'm managing so far
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I probably shouldn't be taking the time to write tonight either, but I'm overdue
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I've invented the winner on loser jettison play
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Not the best cat day, but at least it was an adorable cat
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Convenient functions removed for your inconvenience
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My old videos are terrible. Just warning you.
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Still no sign of my component video dongle... I wonder where it is
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Going to start on the biggest pile of junk tomorrow. My room will be clean one day.
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They're called "ghoulie" hands, I hear.
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The toughest choice I had to make was between two kinds of fish
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Am I writing software or wallpaper?
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Long time fan, first time caller
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Things aren't as futile as they seemed.
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Self-improvement is making things worse for me
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I'm really tired. It's been a tough day to stay awake through.
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Probably one of my best bids ever
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