The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed ? Thursday 5.17.12

Miley Cyrus: A Lady Of Sophistication And The Such

?And, Lo, There Was A New Skarsgard, Forged of Chocolate And Ice??

?Teen Mom? Jenelle Got Engaged To That Dude She Publicly Claimed Beat Her. Of Course.

John Travolta Allegedly Tried To Fellate Jeff Conaway While He Was Sleeping

Jenny McCarthy?s Doing Playboy Again

Miley Cyrus Needs A Dang Ol? Tighter Dress, Man

Justin Bieber Likes Drawing Penises

It?s Thor Holding His Baby

Jennifer Nicole Lee?s Still Wearing Bikinis And Other News

The Crap We Missed ? Wednesday 5.16.12

Courtney Stodden?s Bo Derek Bikini Photos

There?s Probably A Kourtney Kardashian Sex Tape

Elisabetta Canalis In A Bikini Will Kick Off Cannes

Has Anyone Seen Nick Stahl?

Miley Cyrus Takin? Them Dang Ol? Puppies Fer A Walk

Reminder: Michael Fassbender Has A Giant Penis, Will Spank You With A Ping-Pong Paddle

Paris Hilton Is.. Cleavagey? No, That?s Not Right, And Other News

The Crap We Missed ? Tuesday 5.15.12

Mena Suvari?s Ex-Husband Wants Spousal Support