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i think after years of making typos, maybe i haven't properly earned having a punchline that could be mistaken for a typo??
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there are only a few phrases that can make me feel like i chose the wrong career, but "gamma gardener" is definitely one of them
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friends, we have fun, but really "going viral" isn't any fun at all. that's why me and my puppet crew are here today to rap with you about washing your hands
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ryan north coming boldly out AGAINST sexism. other things i am against: racism. if you are a racist and sexist fan of mine then dang, i imagine this must be PRETTY DISAPPOINTING??
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too late, something called "sex scenes for horses" is already in your browser cache
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speaking of "how to start a new life": most of what you read online about this is RIDICULOUSLY DUMB. turns out people who do this then don't go online to brag about it, weirdly enough??
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a story about stevella which does not involve how she got her name, so let's all just stop talking about it
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the country was called "Two For One Tacostopia", and yes, as soon as taco stores settled there, they would've constitutionally had to offer only the sweetest of two-for-one taco deals
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if you are currently stuck in a hospital waiting room HAVE I GOT A COMIC FOR YOU. seriously, it's for this exact situation; it's crazy you're reading it right now
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this is not the first time t-rex has whispered "boners". this is, as well, definitely not the last time
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