i think after years of making typos, maybe i haven't properly earned having a punchline that could be mistaken for a typo??
there are only a few phrases that can make me feel like i chose the wrong career, but "gamma gardener" is definitely one of them
friends, we have fun, but really "going viral" isn't any fun at all. that's why me and my puppet crew are here today to rap with you about washing your hands
ryan north coming boldly out AGAINST sexism. other things i am against: racism. if you are a racist and sexist fan of mine then dang, i imagine this must be PRETTY DISAPPOINTING??
too late, something called "sex scenes for horses" is already in your browser cache
speaking of "how to start a new life": most of what you read online about this is RIDICULOUSLY DUMB. turns out people who do this then don't go online to brag about it, weirdly enough??
a story about stevella which does not involve how she got her name, so let's all just stop talking about it
the country was called "Two For One Tacostopia", and yes, as soon as taco stores settled there, they would've constitutionally had to offer only the sweetest of two-for-one taco deals
if you are currently stuck in a hospital waiting room HAVE I GOT A COMIC FOR YOU. seriously, it's for this exact situation; it's crazy you're reading it right now
this is not the first time t-rex has whispered "boners". this is, as well, definitely not the last time
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