on the plus side, some cars do look REALLY cool
joe margarita is slipping me a $5 bill now, happy that everyone reading my comic at 9am is thinking "hmm... the merest mention of this alcoholic beverage makes me think that maybe i SHOULD drink an alcoholic beverage too??"
behold, the single dinosaur comic that will be the most dated and inaccessible to future generations!!
shouts out to all the artists who got excited in panel 2; i am here working everyday to get you kissed up on.
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure
they tried to make me write an inspirational comic but i said, no no no
still a better oxygen story than "twilight"
hello and welcome to Star Trek TNG trivia! should you win, your only prize is yet more Star Trek TNG trivia
ON A TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT I AM: venom
life is full of challenges
one universe over someone writes a love song and everyone looks up from their build files, their minds: blown
let's make a vegetarian food!
FOLLOWUP POEM THAT IS MUCH DEEPER: sadness / equals sadness
might i retroactively recommend "call me maybe" for the summer of 2013??
if i die let "how many holes do dinosaurs have" be my last google search, the one they run on the news alongside a terrible photo of me taken from facebook years ago
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