you may think a cop making baseball puns with a gun that fires baseballs isn't THAT dark and gritty, but wait till you realize such "a gun that fires baseballs" is A CANNON being fired at people with deadly accuracy. okay enjoy
i wrote the first 2 panels of this comic back two years ago and it took me that long to figure out how to end it! THE TWO YEARS OF (POSSIBLY UNBROKEN??) EFFORT
a lot of people call themselves "hotshot" in their inner voices; a lot of people are actually cooler than i am :(
as a person who definitely experiences emotions, i agree! nothin' better than feelin' an emotion, am i right, fellow humans?? i just love to feel *consults list* "powerlessness".
the ball has found its own special destiny beyond our farthest reach, and if you're very lucky, one fine night you might glimpse it moving amongst the stars
and now for the happiest place on earth: ICE CREAM STORE ON FREE ICE CREAM DAY, AND IF YOU'RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT THEY HAVE ICE CREAM FOR YOU TOO SOMEHOW!!
on the other hand "pay for your own police force" historically results in samurai, which are objectively PRETTY NEAT
the thing is, artisanal cheese is a thing, but the automated factory-produced cheese is cheaper so it's what everyone eats most of the time. and i don't see much of a market for artisanal trucking??
self-driving cars will complete the word "driving"'s evolution from "human whipping a horse" to "human turning a wheel" to "human telling a computer to just get me there already; I DON'T CARE"
you won't believe these phrases that sound way more interesting than they actually are!! the only entry on this list will blow your mind!!
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