going to space with the bloodskulls saves the earth from being gradually flooded in blood over several millenia. phew!!
print and save!
the sun shone, having no alternative, on the very nice boat.
how to write romance stories, or, if you will, "romances"
let us presuppose that in all renditions of deities, unless it is explicitly stated in canon that they do NOT have laser vision, then they absolutely do have laser vision
it's almost hallowe'en! Therefore I call this story, "Tim's HELL Phone"
today is the day i wrote a comic costarring GOD HIMSELF in which he says "t-rex what end are you eating with"
there! now you have NO EXCUSES for forgetting how many "one" is, so let's end that nonsense RIGHT NOW
i bought battletoads for the nes on ebay in 2002 and put my name as "ryan norht" and they still want to email ryan norht decades later to let him know that yes, there are still things for sale on ebay dot com. (the battletoads was a gift for a friend and she really liked it, NO REGRETS)
long story short: everyone you've ever loved evolved to breathe bacteria farts
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