it's almost hallowe'en! Therefore I call this story, "Tim's HELL Phone"
today is the day i wrote a comic costarring GOD HIMSELF in which he says "t-rex what end are you eating with"
there! now you have NO EXCUSES for forgetting how many "one" is, so let's end that nonsense RIGHT NOW
i bought battletoads for the nes on ebay in 2002 and put my name as "ryan norht" and they still want to email ryan norht decades later to let him know that yes, there are still things for sale on ebay dot com. (the battletoads was a gift for a friend and she really liked it, NO REGRETS)
long story short: everyone you've ever loved evolved to breathe bacteria farts
i don't even like the song that much though
once upon a time writing was actually super easy!!
maybe the 15th century artists only reinvented it, maybe the greeks knew about it and we all forgot, maybe maybe maybe
"hey thanks for flirting with me!" "i... wasn't?" "hahaha YEAH YOU WERE, you markedly love it when i chat from my home machine in particular"
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