turns out there are no universal constants, just universal variables that don't get updated too too often
after i wrote it, i realized this comic actually works PRETTY WELL for parents to send to non-parent friends too! it is... the universal comic??
if your relationship is in a state where a fictional talking dinosaur might be able to help it, GOOD NEWS FRIEND!!
to the lobsters in the kitchen, the sinking of the Titanic must've seemed like another event in a long series of events so far outside their natural experience that they can't possibly understand them
what can i say, i'm quite the bible scholar scholar
'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe: all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths updogge.
there were a lot of these curse tablets found at a bathhouse, because people kept stealing people's clothes while they bathed. CLASSIC GRECO-ROMAN ERA, AM I RIGHT??
being a regular on the regular
i have given it a week of thought and have come up with the #1 best vegetable; there can be no argument
approximately 1/12th of all death has occurred during august
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