did you want to read a comic about horny slugs today? GOOD NEWS! GOOD NEWS, FOR YOU IN PARTICULAR.
better living through chemist-- i mean, through advances in nihilist philosophy
where are all the aliens in the universe and why haven't they contacted us? OBVIOUSLY they're all orbiting black holes at relativistic speeds trying to make their torrents download faster
i hope you've been typing 'qwantz.com' into your brower for the past few days simply because you wanted to learn computer science, because boy howdy, have you been getting precisely what you wanted
i have two degrees in the computer sciences so i'm PRETTY SURE i speak with the voice of authority here and nothing need be confirmed
computer science with a guy who has definitely at least heard of computer science that one time
I POOT EVERY TIME
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history is a cool thing to read about if you want to know how awful your great great great great great great great grandparents were
DC Comics: when you're ready for Plant Batman, know that I am ready to take your call
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