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you may think a cop making baseball puns with a gun that fires baseballs isn't THAT dark and gritty, but wait till you realize such "a gun that fires baseballs" is A CANNON being fired at people with deadly accuracy. okay enjoy
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i wrote the first 2 panels of this comic back two years ago and it took me that long to figure out how to end it! THE TWO YEARS OF (POSSIBLY UNBROKEN??) EFFORT
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a lot of people call themselves "hotshot" in their inner voices; a lot of people are actually cooler than i am :(
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as a person who definitely experiences emotions, i agree! nothin' better than feelin' an emotion, am i right, fellow humans?? i just love to feel *consults list* "powerlessness".
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the ball has found its own special destiny beyond our farthest reach, and if you're very lucky, one fine night you might glimpse it moving amongst the stars
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and now for the happiest place on earth: ICE CREAM STORE ON FREE ICE CREAM DAY, AND IF YOU'RE LACTOSE INTOLERANT THEY HAVE ICE CREAM FOR YOU TOO SOMEHOW!!
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on the other hand "pay for your own police force" historically results in samurai, which are objectively PRETTY NEAT
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the thing is, artisanal cheese is a thing, but the automated factory-produced cheese is cheaper so it's what everyone eats most of the time. and i don't see much of a market for artisanal trucking??
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self-driving cars will complete the word "driving"'s evolution from "human whipping a horse" to "human turning a wheel" to "human telling a computer to just get me there already; I DON'T CARE"
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you won't believe these phrases that sound way more interesting than they actually are!! the only entry on this list will blow your mind!!
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