welp, these directors aren't going to rotate themselves
please, my father was "Mr. Final Harbinger of Chaos, The". Call me "Clawy".
this is my submission packet to your favourite celebrity gossip magazine
it was just lucky for david that people's minds were printed in English. phew, am i right??
ATTENTION ELDERLIES: sorry if you thought this was rude. sorry if you think this IS rude. sorry if you think this is going to be rude
part one was published in 2004, and carries a 2003 copyright date! apparently while composing the second part I TOOK MY SWEET FRIGGIN' TIME. in other news if you have been reading dinosaur comics since 2003 and are still reading it, thank you so much, i love you, i really do
SEXT: im a doctor + i cut u open to see your heart. it's messy wet flesh that moves on its own. i seal u back up and we never kiss again
yes, i AM pleased with how future-ready panel three is, thank you for noticing
inspired by a true story, only it wasn't a ceiling, it was one of those hanging metal bars they use to make sure trucks aren't seven feet tall
sherlock holmes didn't initially know who the simpsons were, but he was a quick study (this is canon)
LOL feeds, brought to you by
Ian McKellar and thousands of cats.