diogenes club

I received this message though my contact form and I am now going to make fun of it.

Jeffrey Toobin'

You messed with the wrong Ice Climber player, Jeff.

New York Times, prepare to get sonned by me yet again.

The Palpatine Letters: Part Three

The Palpatine Letters: Part Two

The Palpatine Letters: Part One

I just talked to Kristin Scales... OR DID I!!?!!??!?!?!?!?

These three things have nothing to do with each other

I watched the Super Bowl and I have three ideas to save football, although it probably doesn't need saving.

I fixed a bug in Double Feature Finder today.

Quick Draw McGraw

King Solomon

I uploaded a bunch of old movies to youtube.

You say you want another Pokemon/celebrity mashup? Well, I don't know, that's tough, I mean, it could take... Here it is.