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Orlando Bloom Has Other Things on His Mind in Joe Swanberg’s Most Star-Studded Film, Digging for Fire
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The Top Shows For Your Earholes This Weekend
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The More I Learn About Breast Milk, the More Amazed I Am
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Sewer'ed Park Swimming Beach Will Be Open for Recreational Swimming on Saturday!
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Ceci, Ce N'est Pas Un Pipe?
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Mayor Seems to Think If Hookah Lounges Switch to “Steam Stones,” They’ll No Longer Be a Public Nuisance
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Savage Love Letters of the Day: End of Week Ashley Madison Letter Dump
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Last-Minute Weekend Plans: 10 Cheap and Easy Things To Do This Weekend
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There's Going to Be A Poem in the Sky and Art All Over the Streets in Seattle This Weekend
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I Just Spent the Most Money I've Ever Spent on a Non-Alcoholic Drink
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The Iron Ministry Reveals the Grim Politics of China's Railways
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I Can't Deal With "Downtown" Either, but Can We Talk About Macklemore with a Bit of Nuance?
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I See Orcas Everywhere
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Point of Ordure: The Term Is "Sewer'ed Park"
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My Philosophy: What Beef Is
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This Couple Swam in the Seward Park Poo Water and Lived to Tell Their Tale
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Drunk of the Week: Fashion "Do's" For Dudes
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Landlords Are Giving Special Deals to Amazon and Microsoft Workers
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Hillary Compares GOP Candidates to Terrorists. Good for Her.
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Cornel West Endorses Bernie Sanders to Succeed the US's First "Niggerized" President
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Why Seattle's Restaurant Industry Hates the On-Demand Delivery Service Postmates
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Every Time I Read Angela Garbes's Essay on Being a Mom, a Food Critic, and a Breastfeeder, Tears Pour out of My Face
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Police Reports Illustrated: Customer Wants Freebie, Gets Stabby
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It Takes a Certain Amount of Balls to Release a Song Like MC Mike Stallion's “My Small Penis”
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The Morning News: Turnover in the Mayor's Office, Smoke in Omak, and a New Ruling on Public Officials' Private Texts
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Angela Garbes Is on Blabbermouth This Morning Talking About Breast Milk and Her Essay That's Gone Viral
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Come on in, Seattle, the Water's Fine!
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If You Didn't Go See Pippin Like I Told You to, You're Going to Have to Drive to Portland
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Are You Coming to the 13th Annual Genius Awards at the Moore Theatre?
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Noah Baumbach and Greta Gerwig's Mistress America Is a Cleverly Self-Critical Sister Act
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