Oh my god. Oh. My. God.
Free Death Ray parts
Uncertain Tin Foil
Neurosurgeon Needed Asap
Seeking Robb Stark Look-alike from GoT - w4m
Haunted 1960s coffee grinder
HELL CAT NEEDS HOME
Better than walking
Did you leave a prosthetic leg on the bus this morning? - w4m
Idiot dog to any home
INTENSE PASSIONATE DRIVER - w4m
CREAMATED REMAINS FOUND IN STORAGE UNIT
belly button lint
Hey geeks--Insert your male connector into my software
Wanted - Crazy Roommate!
Wanted: Mule named Sal
Furniture Fellow - m4w
Need to borrow/rent live ducks (not a joke)
Dumpster lover - w4m
Dresser For Sale- Possessed By Ex Girlfriend
Waiter needed for roughly 2 hours
Two Fellas need wedding dates
Two men need wedding dates
Leader of international religion
1 bdrm apartment
Free Weave (purple comb included)
sexy plow light
Highly unique living situation in beautiful apt avail May 1
Looking for R. Kelly Impersonator
I farted on every single one of my employees. All 37 of them.
offensive house-guest needed (no joke)
Yea, lousy sex but it was your fault - m4w
To the girl who attempted a B&E this morning - m4w
FOUND: Adorable, stupid cat. Please save him from himself.
Enter the Wu - 94 Miata WuMissle
Rare Opportunity for Based Candidates
Feline Lap Surrogate
To the person who found my frisbee
NEED MAD SCIENTIST TO CLONE DOG
Lost, window. Found, Big assed tree.
Can we borrow your dog? - mw4mw
THE Greatest college/single guy furniture ever!!!
Mini-Marshmallow Hand-Feeder -- Opportunities For Advancement
For the witches and strippers
Woman DM needed for D&D based Adult Bachelor Party
Lot of VHS tapes - FREE!
Name my fish
wiggles is lookin 4 a loveseat
You may of been my true-love-prince! - w4m
Artist needed. Must love owls.
Possibly in Need of Exorcist
Demon Gypsy Couch
Shaq $100,000 painting-drastic price reduction
Horse in a hotel
A Letter to the Girl Who Was Making Eyes at me Today on the Bus - m4w
superhero sidekick needed
Magic witch cookbox
Open Coffee Shop Opportunity
What a Vasectomy is Really Like
free mug to "Fred"
Dear God of Bass Players
Found: One Left-Handed Black Glove
1962 International rat rod?
Gene Simmons VW Bug
Free Birthday Hat for a Dog!
Handsome Black Man in Convoy - w4m
Five 16-ounce Pabst Blue Ribbons - w4m
Drunk Daughters 2007 BMX X3 si
1995 Pontiac Grand AM
Burning Man Mutant Vehicle/Art Car
Bicycle Jump Ramp / Skateboard Ramp
Require Dragon Slayer
Look at this crazy fish
Vintage Man-Sized Pepper in a Baby Carriage
Crucifix dobro guitar played by Funky Jesus - $priceless
Did we hook up at the Megadeth/Motorhead concert? - w4m
Prehistoric Oval Fossil
Star Wars TIE Fighter
The Onion - Writers' Room Conference Table
Hipster-ass Hipster Bike for Hipsters
Pain in the ass mini donkey
Hey locavores - goose dinner tonite?
To the person who has my Ikea dresser...
Guitarist for Metal Band
Jerusalem artichokes 50 gallons
Star Turtle needed to tow planet
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