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Please help me deprogram my girlfriend.
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How do I ADHD
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Exercise spread out over the day - studies?
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My kingdom for water bottle pockets!
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How can I not cry - wedding officiant edition
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How to Tell Left From Right Without a Vantage Point?
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Need a New Career
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Hyperthyroid Kitty: What to do?
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Vintage Clothing reeking of cigarettes, what do I do with them?
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Minimalist music
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How do I get what I want (hair edition)?
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Who designed this pattern?
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She gave up all her dreams, so that I could buy ice cream
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Looking for comics like the show Misfits
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IF/THEN Excel Question: IF A1=any text THEN D1=1, if blank nothing
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Right-brained hobbies for chronic fatigue?
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Can you folks help me find a t-shirt?
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Who painted this whirligig picture?
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What do I need to know about future partial inheritance?
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Help me read what other autistic adults have written!
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Accused by former friend, how to deal?
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Looking for a lightweight, simple MP3 player with a long lasting battery
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I heard what you said there
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Outlook for Mac broke after latest Office update. Help me fix it.
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Recommendations for a soft, flat-ish pillow?
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Syncronized music playback across multiple phones
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Notetaking software, cross-platform, and OFF the cloud?
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Google Apps Script to detect changes to spreadsheet, add timestamp?
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Two questions about Australia's animals
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What movie is this .gif from?
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My first ink: please don't let Google Translate muck it up.
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Coding as an independent contractor: Time estimate? Hourly rate?
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Should I look for a new therapist?
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How are near-viability abortions actually performed?
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Do I just let it go?
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I am the Dragonborn, what am I supposed to do without my PS3?
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Transgender Studies 102: Pronouns again
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Aeonium or not aeonium...?
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Bicycle fork straightening
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When to ask someone out?
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Law enforcement travesty
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Treat yo'self (Canadian edition)
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smashed open finger - how to wash hair?
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Great renter's insurance for a cyclist?
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A proxy, mate!
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Job interview + can't understand my interviewer's accent
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Delivered ingredients worth it?
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We need to find an apartment in Long Island. How do we do?
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This is the best problem I've ever had.
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Moving from Private Sector to Nonprofit in my 40s
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Gardening Gurus, Lend Me Your Search Terms
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Video to prepare toddler for airport and flight?
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How can I get the smell of vegetable oil out of my laundry?
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Help Me Get With The Funk!
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The tattoo artist told me it meant wash the spirit falcon
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Look Dad, No Eyes!
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Help me buy my parents health insurance (MA)
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Should I be concerned about this spontaneous bruise under my bicep?
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